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Ikazuchi
05-04-2004, 10:59 AM
holy crap! is that a real shot?
yeah... I've seen too many old people just plow into people/things.... if you can't see, can't react then don't drive!
gahonee
05-04-2004, 11:02 AM
OMFG! my dad always says, by the time they become a senior, there's no use for them anymore...we should just deplete them of this world...that's efft up! But if you can't drive, sorry grams and gramps get with it...YOU'RE WAY TO OLD TO DRIVE!
kc1717
05-04-2004, 11:20 AM
yep time to buy a segway
If you view the image at full res, you can actually see the horror on the faces of people in the other other cars. Then look closely at the old lady... totally oblivious.
GetnJgyWitit
05-04-2004, 12:42 PM
I am a big fan of developing a senior lane. All seniors have to drive in it and only goes to the bank and the store. There are huge air walls on both sides of the lane that way they can bump off of it without any problems. I think once you become 62 yrs old you should have to take a driving test every 2yrs and once you are 72 it should be every year. and once you are 80 your license needs to be yanked! YOUR 80! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU NEED TO DRIVE FOR!
shichyea
05-04-2004, 12:46 PM
Ditto on what Deluxe said... :clap:
shichyea
05-04-2004, 12:52 PM
when I was living in Japan in High School, our HomeEc teacher was backing up at McD's out of her parking spot and just kept on going through the kitchen... :eek: they made her retire shortly after that. I dunno how old she was, but she was ooooold.
Arnold_R1
05-04-2004, 12:53 PM
:holymoly: Senior Citizens should get retested between the ages of 60-70.
shichyea
05-04-2004, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by Arnold_R1
:holymoly: Senior Citizens should get retested between the ages of 60-70.
what's that Sunny? You'll have ta speak louder, i don't hear too well anymore... ;)
Arnold_R1
05-04-2004, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by shichyea
what's that Sunny? You'll have ta speak louder, i don't hear too well anymore... ;)
'no ma'dam, I said restest'
"what's that Sunny, BINGO"
'no RETEST'
"WHAT! BUICK"
'no :grr: RETEST'
"WHAT, BENGAY"
. . .nevermind! :rolleyes:
Captain G Force
05-04-2004, 01:26 PM
dude! yeah, i got a grandfather that hit a couple kids that were in a jetta with his crown vic; luckily not at a very fast speed, but he doesnt drive anymore. if the state wont pull his license, we will. while not all old people are this retarded (i got passed while doing 90 on my bike by four OLD ladies in a camry), most of em need to get off the road.
gahonee
05-04-2004, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by GetnJgyWitit
I am a big fan of developing a senior lane. All seniors have to drive in it and only goes to the bank and the store. There are huge air walls on both sides of the lane that way they can bump off of it without any problems. I think once you become 62 yrs old you should have to take a driving test every 2yrs and once you are 72 it should be every year. and once you are 80 your license needs to be yanked! YOUR 80! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU NEED TO DRIVE FOR!
:clap: :D
gahonee
05-04-2004, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by Arnold_R1
'no ma'dam, I said restest'
"what's that Sunny, BINGO"
'no RETEST'
"WHAT! BUICK"
'no :grr: RETEST'
"WHAT, BENGAY"
. . .nevermind! :rolleyes:
LEAVE THE OLD PEOPLE ALONE! THEM ARE OUR GRAMPS AND GRAMS HOMEEZ! :blink:
some of us will become them one day....
but i'ma make sure that if some lil Sh*t was cussin me out telling me I shouldn't be drivin cause I don't know how to drive i'ma hafta blow a :rifle: on his a55 and then drop kick em and then bail out with the quickness my 85 year old a55 gots...hopefully i'll live that long...
gahonee
05-04-2004, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by Arnold_R1
:holymoly: Senior Citizens should get retested between the ages of 60-70.
most def. word to tha mutha!
Captain G Force
05-04-2004, 01:33 PM
oh im sure ill make it to 85 if i dont kill myself riding, but when the time comes that i cant turn the wheel fast enough or hit the brakes quick enough, im punching out by riding 200mph into the sunset...
Philo
05-04-2004, 01:36 PM
Yup. Yearly testing after 65. If you fail, you get a Little Rascal and a bus pass.
kc1717
05-04-2004, 01:43 PM
ok, once on the 101, up by SLO, an old lady was stopped (0 mph ) in the ****ing fast lane of the 2 lane hwy and reading a map. it was over a hill, and i was in a VW van which the breaks suck. anyways, i locked them up, then regained control and went off the side of the road into a ditch. nothing happened to myself or my car, nor that stupid old lady. there were people flying left and right off the road dodging here and she was reading her ****in map. im not a violent person and havent punched anyone other than hockey games, but damn i had some rage that i had to bottle up that wanted to be swinging.
Gixxer_6
05-04-2004, 02:19 PM
Ok, I was on the 76 headed towards the 5 and traffic was going about 65-70 mph. I was on the bike and I had a car in front of me and one next to me, as soon as I had enough "safe" space to get over to the other lane I did so. And then I just happened to look into my mirrors and the car behind me is going like ninty mph towards my ass. So I did the only thing I could and got right next to the cars in the other lane when she went barreling past me. As sson as we came to the stoplight 700 yards away, I split the lanes and pulled up to the window to kick the hell out of the driver for allmost killing me, then I noticed it was a 80ish old lady. So I decided to yell at her instead of kicking her ass. As I started to yell at her asking her what the hell she thought she was doing, she flipped me off and and told me to go F%&K myself!!!! This world is losing its mind, and the old lady's are driving the bus.
gahonee
05-04-2004, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by kc1717
ok, once on the 101, up by SLO, an old lady was stopped (0 mph ) in the ****ing fast lane of the 2 lane hwy and reading a map. it was over a hill, and i was in a VW van which the breaks suck. anyways, i locked them up, then regained control and went off the side of the road into a ditch. nothing happened to myself or my car, nor that stupid old lady. there were people flying left and right off the road dodging here and she was reading her ****in map. im not a violent person and havent punched anyone other than hockey games, but damn i had some rage that i had to bottle up that wanted to be swinging.
man....LOL :roflmao:
i feel ya....
gahonee
05-04-2004, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by Gixxer_6
Ok, I was on the 76 headed towards the 5 and traffic was going about 65-70 mph. I was on the bike and I had a car in front of me and one next to me, as soon as I had enough "safe" space to get over to the other lane I did so. And then I just happened to look into my mirrors and the car behind me is going like ninty mph towards my ass. So I did the only thing I could and got right next to the cars in the other lane when she went barreling past me. As sson as we came to the stoplight 700 yards away, I split the lanes and pulled up to the window to kick the hell out of the driver for allmost killing me, then I noticed it was a 80ish old lady. So I decided to yell at her instead of kicking her ass. As I started to yell at her asking her what the hell she thought she was doing, she flipped me off and and told me to go F%&K myself!!!! This world is losing its mind, and the old lady's are driving the bus.
Her objective was to run your motocyclina55 over, but it's a good thing she didn't. You wouldn't be here. Did you flip her back? LOL :roflmao: :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
got me rollin here at work
SST_COBRA619
05-04-2004, 03:27 PM
If im old and you got hit by me than you were to close!
gahonee
05-04-2004, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by SST_COBRA619
If im old and you got hit by me than you were to close!
exactly, thas what i'm sayin
Ikazuchi
05-04-2004, 04:19 PM
Back when I used to work in Walnut Creek, I was walking from work over a few blocks to grab a bite. I heard a car rev it's engine all the way up so I turn and look just as it starts screetching its tires. The is parallel parked on the side of the road and I think, "What the hell is this stupid, punk-ass kid doing?"
The car proceeds to barrel into the car in front of it, up onto the sidewalk, over a parking meter and into a storefront.
After the initial shock wears off I run over there to see an 80 year old guy climb out of the car. Luckily nobody got hurt. Seems he managed to push the break and the gas at the same time and failed to notice the engine reving up!
CjrJAM
05-04-2004, 06:33 PM
WOW, gotta watch out for grandma and grandpop:eek:
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