Dork!!

[MatrixChick04]

A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculetes; but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads. you wonder why the ocean is so salty...... Don't swallow the water!!


wow i fear the water now:sick:

[Arnold_R1]

Ah geez, that's totally uncalled for! Yuk!!!!! :sick:

[MatrixChick04]

YOU WILL NEVER LOOK AT THE OCEAN THE SAME!! SURFS UP DUDE!!!

[Bryant]

You know what they say... the ocean does wonders for the skin! :eek:

But if you reaaaally think about it.. the ratio of volume of (whale sperm)/(total volume of water in the ocean) it's actually quite negligible in terms of any degree of concentration of "sperm" in the waters. ;)

The only thing that would keep me out of the waters is something like the Tijuana trough spilling over 10 MILLION GALLONS of SEWAGE on our San Diego county coast alone in 2003!!!!!! YUK! GIMME whale sperm any day!!! Sorta makes me think of "muscle milk" for some reason?!??!? hahaha... deathblow might like this one. heheh

----------- ARTICLE PASTED BELOW --------------------
Sewage Spill Summary
The County of San Diego led all counties in both the total number of sewage spills that triggered a beach closure and total volume of sewage spilled. There were 44 beach closures due to sewage spills, discharging 10,784,231 gallons to the ocean. The bulk of the volume spilled can be attributed to one extremely large sewage spill from the Tijuana Slough of 10.5 million gallons, which accounted for 97% of the total volume spilled. There were 14 additional beach closures attributed to Tijuana Slough sewage spills, with 13 spills of unknown sewage volume amounts. Even without the Tijuana Slough sewage spill, the county still had the highest volume of sewage spilled of all California counties. Overall, there were 11 major spills (> 10,000 gallons), 20 minor spills, and 13 unknown volume amount spills that impacted San Diego County beaches.

[MatrixChick04]

well then i guess i am glad to have sperm instead of sewage.

[Bryant]

Originally posted by MatrixChick04
well then i guess i am glad to have sperm instead of sewage.

:ko:

[Bryant]

MatrixChick.... awesome sig by the way. hee hee:headbang:

[MatrixChick04]

but the thought is still really gross.:sick: :ha:


lol i know i like it too. But you must always bow down to the queen.

[Arnold_R1]

Originally posted by MatrixChick04
well then i guess i am glad to have sperm instead of sewage.

Sure you would! :sick: :whistle:

Tijuana River Valley+Imperial Beach= Contaminated water! My friend Flea(Brad) still surfs IB. We call him Toxic Avenger! :D

[Bryant]

Originally posted by MatrixChick04
lol i know i like it too. But you must always bow down to the queen.

You are, however, missing a BOD in front of MASTER there though. :-p But now since you like sperm and all... I'll let it slide. hahaha. Bow down I shall my QUEEN!!


***JUUUUSST KIDDING!!!**** dude.. i need to get myself away from the computer now. DAYUM!:eek: :eek: :eek:

[a43-Dan]

lol

[Bryant]

Ok.. that was bad.. I think maybe i should delete above post...

[Bryant]

Originally posted by MatrixChick04
lol i know i like it too. But you must always bow down to the queen.

Wait.. now what exactly do you mean by... "you must always bow down to the queen..." ??? :confused:

[MatrixChick04]

i was watch hbo one night and it was real sex shocking videos around the world or something and there was a chick that used sprem for everything she did. from shampoo ,tooth paste and lotions. it was so weird and gross. how old was the sprem she was using i wonder.....

[Bryant]

Originally posted by MatrixChick04
i was watch hbo one night and it was real sex shocking videos around the world or something and there was a chick that used sprem for everything she did. from shampoo ,tooth paste and lotions. it was so weird and gross. how old was the sprem she was using i wonder.....

Ugh.. yeah, they must have figured out how to preserve the stuff.. flash pasteurized, blah? It's not the same as fresh wholesome ones though... right from the source! SpermaFina, ArrowHead, White Geyser... all get it from the source no?

I see a new business opportunity brewing. heheh

[MatrixChick04]

i think a woman should be cherished. if you really care for her then you should want to do anything for her. :D my friend meri has this type of man that cares for her. but then again if someone like me(WOMAN) cares for some guy like that then i could say i would do almost anything to please him.:wub: just don't get on my evil:devil: side. then again i could be lossing my mind if i am doing **** like that for someone that doesn't want me:ko:


its always good to get it fresh. :lol:

[Bryant]

So... are you single? :pray: :pray: :pray:

[a43-Dan]

so this has gone from whale sperm too bryant looking for a date,lol
just playn

[MatrixChick04]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: sorry to break it to you guys i am not. i belong to some you call Pulse.:wub: and i am happy that he is there for me to um umm yeah.:silenced:

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by Bodmaster
So... are you single? :pray: :pray: :pray:

sorry your going to have to pray that he doesn't want me. well at least anymore.

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by a43-Dan
so this has gone from whale sperm too bryant looking for a date,lol
just playn

i bet he doesn't even know what i look like. i could look like the whale.

[a43-Dan]

bryant,ok now, i think it would be a good time for you to start deleting your post lol
i think i saw you riding b!tch up at palomar about aweek ago huh matrix chick?

[MatrixChick04]

i don't think he is going to flip out about you saying that stuff. he doesn't get jealous. lol yup i am b***h rider. i have yet to really learn how to ride..... a bike.

[Bryant]

!!!DOH!!! LOL.. ok.. this has gone too far! Thanks for sharing the humor with me. You are too cool! Pulse... you one lucky mofo brotha! heheheh

Then again, she's lucky to have you too it sounds like!

Alas.. once again... I am alone.

[a43-Dan]

i saw you at starbux before we left

[MatrixChick04]

awww i feel bad now. your going to make me cry.:cry: i really wish i could put names to faces. i am so lost

[Bryant]

Originally posted by a43-Dan
bryant,ok now, i think it would be a good time for you to start deleting your post lol
i think i saw you riding b!tch up at palomar about aweek ago huh matrix chick?

Pahaha.. Yeah, I was IM'ing Mike about deleting my posts.. but it's all in good fun. Actually, this is not very becoming of me now that I think of it but hell... hope u guys enjoyed the thread while it lasted. SHE STARTED IT!!! I mean the topic.... it was just too good to pass up! lol... oh the possibilities!

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by Bodmaster
Pahaha.. Yeah, I was IM'ing Mike about deleting my posts.. but it's all in good fun. Actually, this is not very becoming of me now that I think of it but hell... hope u guys enjoyed the thread while it lasted. SHE STARTED IT!!! It was just too good to pass up! lol... oh the possibilities!

i am glad i can have a little fun with you guys. i just want to be included in everyone's fun.

[a43-Dan]

i didn't actually meet you, i was the one sitting by himself on a blue R6 with a silver tail. i never took my helmet off

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by a43-Dan
i didn't actually meet you, i was the one sitting by himself on a blue R6 with a silver tail. i never took my helmet off well its kinda hard to lear face if you don't SEE THEM. that and i have a bad memory.

[Bryant]

Originally posted by MatrixChick04
i am glad i can have a little fun with you guys. i just want to be included in everyone's fun.

Well it's good to have you here with us! Please help us get some more girls in here! heeheheheh

I will behave now. :cool:

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by Bodmaster
Well it's good to have you here with us! Please help us get some more girls in here! heeheheheh

I will behave now. :cool:


awww i like them bad.^_^ but hey you have to marry good:wub: but i tend to say away from most chicks because i know most woman are 2 sided!!:evil:

[a43-Dan]

:ninja:

[MatrixChick04]

that and we freak out on the stupidest things.:red:

[MatrixChick04]

dang it can anyone make me 21 so i can join the fun?

[shichyea]

Originally posted by Bodmaster
Please help us get some more girls in here! heeheheheh


yea! MORE CHICKS hehehe.

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by a43-Dan
i saw you at starbux before we left

did you like my NEW jacket? i got that for my b-day from my daddy. my friend is jealous because he has a big and no jacket..... i have a jacket and NO BIKE!!!!:mad:

[a43-Dan]

how old are you,20?
if ya don't mind me asking

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by shichyea
yea! MORE CHICKS hehehe.

ha ha chicks dig bikes.... i should know i always chased them down..... but you can't tell what type of person they are with the helmet on.

[a43-Dan]

if i can remember right, it was a blue or red alpinestars dyno?

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by a43-Dan
how old are you,20?
if ya don't mind me asking

yes i just turned 20 on the 6. which i was very disapointed about the few people that went karting and dinner for me. but it was nice for people who didn't like me.... i mean don't like me cough cough deno to go karting with me. i am deno and shaggy went to made it a little better since everyone else and flakers.

[shichyea]

Originally posted by MatrixChick04
ha ha chicks dig bikes....

that's the only reason why I ride... otherwise it wouldn't be any fun at all. :-p

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by a43-Dan
if i can remember right, it was a blue or red alpinestars dyno?

lol its a blue one:D i have only worn it like 3 times. make there more rides that i can go on. and to take pics also:-p

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by shichyea
that's the only reason why I ride... otherwise it wouldn't be any fun at all. :-p

well my heart goes out to all the bikers. but nothing it hotter then a chick on a bike. wow that will be me one day. :cool:

[a43-Dan]

well if it makes you feel any better i'm only 18,19 in april. so your closer to 21 than i am

[a43-Dan]

jared's a lucky man, i want a gf that wants to ride

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by a43-Dan
well if it makes you feel any better i'm only 18,19 in april. so your closer to 21 than i am

will you hang out with me when they all leave me? i feel so alone!!!!:( :cry:

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by a43-Dan
jared's a lucky man, i want a gf that wants to ride

funny this is i am going to be a cop on day. so might be wierd since i know what you guys all do. lol i won't bust anyone thats cool with me. haa haa and start the butt kissing now......:clap:

[a43-Dan]

actually my plans right now are- marines, then cop, then swat team, so i'm with you

[shichyea]

Originally posted by MatrixChick04
funny this is i am going to be a cop on day. so might be wierd since i know what you guys all do. lol i won't bust anyone thats cool with me. haa haa and start the butt kissing now......:clap:

http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/mangas002.gif

[AWP]

Originally posted by MatrixChick04
will you hang out with me when they all leave me? i feel so alone!!!!:( :cry:

I feel your pain 18, 19 in october... and I got no where near the riding skills anyone on these forums has got, so I for one will happily hang out with you :)

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by a43-Dan
actually my plans right now are- marines, then cop, then swat team, so i'm with you


dang your a marine.... that sucks man i have a growing dislike for marines. my brother in-law is a reserve and is going to be a cop in ok city. you can't blame me for disliking marines for what they did to my little baby!!

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by AWP
I feel your pain 18, 19 in october... and I got no where near the riding skills anyone on these forums has got, so I for one will happily hang out with you :)

YEA!!!!!! i have peeps to chill with :D

[pulse]

wow this thread is great....:clap: :clap: ...jen you are turning into a post whore way too fast, you cant hang out with sean anymore i think he got to you or something...:-p when did this thing start by the way...im slow i guess:nerd: :blink:

[pulse]

she's been to palomar once and didnt punch me once...............amazing......

[pulse]

oh and a good one of her ass hahaha:clap: :whistle:

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by pulse
oh and a good one of her ass hahaha:clap: :whistle:

thanks for showing my ass honey;)

[MatrixChick04]

now i know why jared is on here for so long. its like a can of pringles. once you pop you can't stop.

[AWP]

Originally posted by MatrixChick04
now i know why jared is on here for so long. its like a can of pringles. once you pop you can't stop.

damn sean, I think you got some competition

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by AWP
damn sean, I think you got some competition

awww i am so happy now.:D

[pulse]

sean breads post whores.......:shifty: :silenced:

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by pulse
sean breads post whores.......:shifty: :silenced:

I AM NOT A POST WHORE!!!:cry: :cry: :cry:

[AWP]

Originally posted by MatrixChick04
I AM NOT A POST WHORE!!!:cry: :cry: :cry:

he's just jealous of your... abilities

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by AWP
he's just jealous of your... abilities

lol i know. but i am lucky to have him in my life.:wub:

[cbrsmurf]

Originally posted by pulse
sean breads post whores.......:shifty: :silenced:


they taste better that way;)

[cbrsmurf]

mmm, breaded sperm... in salty water

[CjrJAM]

Originally posted by MatrixChick04
i was watch hbo one night and it was real sex shocking videos around the world or something and there was a chick that used sprem for everything she did. from shampoo ,tooth paste and lotions. it was so weird and gross. how old was the sprem she was using i wonder.....
:sick: :silenced: Please stop

[CjrJAM]

Originally posted by a43-Dan
i didn't actually meet you, i was the one sitting by himself on a blue R6 with a silver tail. i never took my helmet off
Lurker :ninja: ;)

[dre_2k2_f4i]

Originally posted by Bodmaster
Well it's good to have you here with us! Please help us get some more girls in here! heeheheheh

I will behave now. :cool:
That reminds me -- one of my friends who lives a few miles from Mira Mesa Shell wants to try out being a pillion. Caveat is that we gotta find gear for the lil' lass. Any volunteers?

[deathblow]

Originally posted by dre_2k2_f4i
That reminds me -- one of my friends who lives a few miles from Mira Mesa Shell wants to try out being a pillion. Caveat is that we gotta find gear for the lil' lass. Any volunteers?

I really need to buy low mounts for my bike, I miss taking a passenger.

[Arnold_R1]

Holy Crap! This thread is amazing! I think we got a Hypercycles World Record on our hands ladies and gents. La Chicka de Pulse started this thread last night at approximately 10:12am yesterday (Monday) and now it's Tuesday 8:10 and this thing is 5 freakin pages of whale sperm/HBO/riding bi*ch/Sean's PW to who knows what!

Good PW'ing job La Chicka de Pulse! :clap:

[deathblow]

Originally posted by Arnold_R1
Holy Crap! This thread is amazing! I think we got a Hypercycles World Record on our hands ladies and gents. La Chicka de Pulse started this thread last night at approximately 10:12am yesterday (Monday) and now it's Tuesday 8:10 and this thing is 5 freakin pages of whale sperm/HBO/riding bi*ch/Sean's PW to who knows what!

Good PW'ing job La Chicka de Pulse! :clap:

5 pages? I only have 2 pages showing!

[Arnold_R1]

Originally posted by deathblow
5 pages? I only have 2 pages showing!

Yes Young Grass Happa, cinco paginas! ;)

[deathblow]

Originally posted by Arnold_R1
Yes Young Grass Happa, cinco paginas! ;)

Ahh, in the USER PANEL, I have 40 posts showing per page, that explains it :).

[redhead4u]

Riding your own bike is so much funner though. Is anyone a member of the socalriders page? some girl posted there asking if anyone ever needed a backseat rider and she got totally blasted

[Arnold_R1]

Originally posted by redhead4u
Riding your own bike is so much funner though. Is anyone a member of the socalriders page? some girl posted there asking if anyone ever needed a backseat rider and she got totally blasted

Being a g/f of a rider having a friend that you know who rides is ok, but advertising yourself to ride bi*ch and not knowing who that person is, is asking for it.

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by Arnold_R1
Holy Crap! This thread is amazing! I think we got a Hypercycles World Record on our hands ladies and gents. La Chicka de Pulse started this thread last night at approximately 10:12am yesterday (Monday) and now it's Tuesday 8:10 and this thing is 5 freakin pages of whale sperm/HBO/riding bi*ch/Sean's PW to who knows what!

Good PW'ing job La Chicka de Pulse! :clap:


WHY THANK YOU SIR!!!:D

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by Arnold_R1
Being a g/f of a rider having a friend that you know who rides is ok, but advertising yourself to ride bi*ch and not knowing who that person is, is asking for it.

YOU HAVE TO MEET SOME ONE COOL WITH A BIKE ON ACCIDENT. SO THEY DON'T KNOW THEY WANT TO RIDE. I DON'T REALLY LIKE RIDING B*TCH BUT I DON'T HAVE A BIKE. O-WELL:(

[redhead4u]

Yeah I always wanted to ride any way possible but didnt know anyone so got my own bike instead.

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by redhead4u
Yeah I always wanted to ride any way possible but didnt know anyone so got my own bike instead.

MY PARENTS AREN'T VERY HAPPY THAT I AM WITH JARED BECAUSE OF HIS BIKE. BUT MY DADDY IS WARMINH UP TO HIM SINCE MY DADDY GOT ME A LEATHER JACJET FOR MY B-DAY. MAYBE A BIKE FOR X-MAS HA HA YEAH RIGHT!:(

[deathblow]

I had almost 20k miles on my F4i before it was stolen. And there was a point where I had a passenger on almost every ride I went on, mostly out to Potrero. It definitely helped me reign in on the aggresiveness and helped me learn to use my body to ride my bike more as opposed to just hanging on :).

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by deathblow
I had almost 20k miles on my F4i before it was stolen. And there was a point where I had a passenger on almost every ride I went on, mostly out to Potrero. It definitely helped me reign in on the aggresiveness and helped me learn to use my body to ride my bike more as opposed to just hanging on :).

WHEN I WENT ON MY FIRST GROUP RIDE JARED COULDN'T RIDE THE WAY HE WANTED TO. SO I FELT BAD THAT I WAS HOLDING HIM BACK.NEXT RIDE I GO ON I WILL JUST TAKE PIC ITS NO FUN HOLDING SOMEONE BACK FROM HAVING FUN.

[deathblow]

Palomar is alot more challenging to take a passenger on from the simple fact you rarely have any breaks, hence the rider tires alot faster. Alot of the other roads allow both the rider and passenger to rest on the straightaways.

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by deathblow
Palomar is alot more challenging to take a passenger on from the simple fact you rarely have any breaks, hence the rider tires alot faster. Alot of the other roads allow both the rider and passenger to rest on the straightaways.

MY LEGS AND ARMS WERE KILLING ME. I PRETTY MUCH FELL ASLEEP ONCE WE GOT BACK. POOR JARED HAD TO GO TO WORK.:(

[dre_2k2_f4i]

Originally posted by MatrixChick04
when i went on my first group ride jared couldn't ride the way he wanted to. so i felt bad that i was holding him back.next ride i go on i will just take pic its no fun holding someone back from having fun.
Last time I went to Palmdale with a pillion, it helped weigh down the bike and kept it more stable against the torrential breeze. Riding with a passenger takes some getting used to, especially when that passenger is also a rider and tries to steer the bike (leaning into turns and shiet). Non-riders are better pillions.

The R6 doesn't warrant itself as a passenger-friendly vehicle. I have only had one passenger that has said it was "okay." Everyone else says it's too cramped, or too high, or too uncomfortable. :cry: Time to get an FZ6 I suppose.

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by dre_2k2_f4i
Last time I went to Palmdale with a pillion, it helped weigh down the bike and kept it more stable against the torrential breeze. Riding with a passenger takes some getting used to, especially when that passenger is also a rider and tries to steer the bike (leaning into turns and shiet). Non-riders are better pillions.

The R6 doesn't warrant itself as a passenger-friendly vehicle. I have only had one passenger that has said it was "okay." Everyone else says it's too cramped, or too high, or too uncomfortable. :cry: Time to get an FZ6 I suppose.

IN THE END I DIDN'T MIND WHAT I WAS RIDING I WAS JUST HAPPY JARED TOOK ME. THE ONE THINK JARED DID TELL ME "IF I LEAN YOU LEAN TOO." WAS THAT WRONG? I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE SO THAT COULD BE THE DIFFERENCE.

[MatrixChick04]

WOW I THINK I DID VERY WELL FOR MY FIRST POST. HA HA WITH OUT A BIKE. AND NOW I HAVE BUDDIES!!!

[dre_2k2_f4i]

Originally posted by MatrixChick04
in the end i didn't mind what i was riding i was just happy jared took me. the one think jared did tell me "if i lean you lean too." was that wrong? i don't know how to ride so that could be the difference.
Hmm, I'd rather my passenger sit there and do nothing like a sack of potatoes. But I guess if the passenger were working "with" me it would be okay... would have to be sync'd up, though. I know some wicked fast riders with pillions here in LA. Maybe I'll get feedback from them.

[shichyea]

Originally posted by MatrixChick04
WOW I THINK I DID VERY WELL FOR MY FIRST POST. HA HA

JENN! STOP YELLING!!

My ears hurt! :D

[dre_2k2_f4i]

Originally posted by shichyea
JENN! STOP YELLING!!

My ears hurt! :D
At LeAsTz ShE AiN't BusTTin' OuT tHis KiNda ShIzzLe!

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by dre_2k2_f4i
At LeAsTz ShE AiN't BusTTin' OuT tHis KiNda ShIzzLe!
]

sorry, i am just so happy!!!!:D i like having people that are cool with me.

[shichyea]

Originally posted by dre_2k2_f4i
At LeAsTz ShE AiN't BusTTin' OuT tHis KiNda ShIzzLe!

haha! :cool:

[shichyea]

Originally posted by MatrixChick04
]

sorry, i am just so happy!!!!:D i like having people that are cool with me.

Just playin :)

Quite a post you started here... :D

[shichyea]

It's gonna go 8 pages fo sho!!

[shichyea]

:::tap tap:::

Is this mic on?

[AWP]

Originally posted by MatrixChick04
]

sorry, i am just so happy!!!!:D i like having people that are cool with me.

:cool: fo life... this has turned into a post whore thread...

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by AWP
:cool: fo life... this has turned into a post whore thread...

dang it i am not a post whore!!!!:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[shichyea]

I like your avatar...

DigitalBlasphemy is a cool site...

[deathblow]

Originally posted by shichyea
I like your avatar...

DigitalBlasphemy is a cool site...

Yep, used to always get my wallpapers there.

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by shichyea
I like your avatar...

DigitalBlasphemy is a cool site...

i like this one because its green. i tend to represent what green means. and the pic is called pyro so i represent that too
;)

[shichyea]

Originally posted by MatrixChick04
i tend to represent what green means. and the pic is called pyro so i represent that too
;)

Can you elaborate on this for us? What does green and pyro mean to you?


...wait hold on for a sec http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/Smoker.gif ok, what was that now? :)

[MatrixChick04]

jealousy, horny, money(don't have any), likes fire.... i like your pic... i like white magic

[shichyea]

:) green is cool except for the jealousy part. But it is all about BLUE, k? :D I know, you didn't know...

[dre_2k2_f4i]

"Interesting color. They say geniuses pick green."

But everyone knows blue is the fastest color.

[MatrixChick04]

Originally posted by dre_2k2_f4i
"Interesting color. They say geniuses pick green."

But everyone knows blue is the fastest color.

blue my be faster but a chick in a black skirt would look a lot better looking on a nice green bike. but if i did get a bike i would have to addmit it would be blue. it is better but green is still my fave.:-p

[Arnold_R1]

Originally posted by MatrixChick04
blue my be faster but a chick in a black skirt would look a lot better looking on a nice green bike. but if i did get a bike i would have to addmit it would be blue. it is better but green is still my fave.:-p

Any chick riding any bike with a skirt on would a sight for sore eyes!

[swll360]

Originally posted by MatrixChick04
A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculetes; but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads. you wonder why the ocean is so salty...... Don't swallow the water!!


wow i fear the water now:sick:

Thatz freak'n nasty. Oh well....It's no worse than surf'n down in IB after a long hard rain. TJ river has many surprises for all of us.

[shichyea]

Originally posted by MatrixChick04
but if i did get a bike i would have to addmit it would be blue. it is better but green is still my fave.:-p

There you go... now you're talkin!

That's why I got a green truck, but the bike..."It had to be blue."

[shichyea]

Originally posted by Arnold_R1
Any chick riding any bike with a skirt on would a sight for sore eyes!

Here here good Sir!

I'll drink to that. http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/beer1.gif

[BeckDaPig]

:mad:

that is so sick!!!

Piggy

[TreAdidas]

OK this thread is somethign else....

We start of with whales blwoing sick loads....

Then we talk about real sex and some chick using man juice as cosmetics....

Bryant thinking about a business venture regarding the aforementioned topic...

Bryant thinking of a date regarding the aforementioned topic...

Then pulse brings out the riding ***** pics....

Sroble with the "tap tap microphone" thing that again made me laugh in hte middle of a compuetr lab (I swear dud eyour posts crack me up)

Now we're talking about how everyone knows blue is the best color for your bike....

Honestly this sounds like a drunken conversation one would have in a bar.

[Arnold_R1]

Originally posted by BeckDaPig
:mad:

that is so sick!!!

Piggy

Wow, is this another woman on this board??

[redhead4u]

Wouldnt think that riding a bike in a skirt would be a good idea, maybe just pics of you on a bike in a skirt would be better. =)

Elizabeth

[dre_2k2_f4i]

Originally posted by TreAdidas
Honestly this sounds like a drunken conversation one would have in a bar.
With him/herself.

[Arnold_R1]

Originally posted by redhead4u
Wouldnt think that riding a bike in a skirt would be a good idea, maybe just pics of you on a bike in a skirt would be better. =)

Elizabeth

Sorry but my hairy legs will get caught in the chain! :lol:

[TreAdidas]

Originally posted by Arnold_R1
hairy legs will get caught in the chain! :lol:

Hey hey don't make fun of Jenn


jk jk ;)

[swll360]

Originally posted by Arnold_R1
Wow, is this another woman on this board??

:lol: You guys are funny as hell...

[Arnold_R1]

Originally posted by swll360
:lol: You guys are funny as hell...

:D You have a better chance finding a Sasquatch at Yellow Stone then finding this many women on a motorcycle forum! :clap:

[dre_2k2_f4i]

Originally posted by Arnold_R1
:D You have a better chance finding a Sasquatch at Yellow Stone then finding this many women on a motorcycle forum! :clap:
Depends on the forum... :rolleyes:

But seriously, the LA Biker e-mail list has quite a contingency of women riders.
http://img.aguto.com/albums/030615/IMG_6717.jpg

Maybe they just need a friendly atmosphere like HyperCycles creates, instead of a testostorene riddled site like *cough*scs*cough*.

[deathblow]

Originally posted by dre_2k2_f4i
Depends on the forum... :rolleyes:

But seriously, the LA Biker e-mail list has quite a contingency of women riders.
http://img.aguto.com/albums/030615/IMG_6717.jpg

Maybe they just need a friendly atmosphere like HyperCycles creates, instead of a testostorene riddled site like *cough*scs*cough*.

What is up with those dreads? :eek:

[Arnold_R1]

Originally posted by deathblow
What is up with those dreads? :eek:

Extra 5 horse powah! :-p

[shichyea]

Originally posted by Arnold_R1
Extra 5 horse powah! :-p

yea, there's about 5 horses missing their hair now.

[deathblow]

Originally posted by shichyea
yea, there's about 5 horses missing their hair now.

LOL! I just ask because I had heard that you don't wash your hair when you have dreads, or even with any braids for that matter.

[pulse]

red is faster.....

[pulse]

dreds would make fitting a helmet pretty difficult...

[deathblow]

.It would add to the padding though :)

[Arnold_R1]

Originally posted by deathblow
LOL! I just ask because I had heard that you don't wash your hair when you have dreads, or even with any braids for that matter.

Yeah I hurrred that too! Pretty nasty! I also heard that mayo mixed with honey and body oil is used to make it stick together! :sick:

[burst]

Originally posted by pulse
red is faster.....

no... black is faster... no wait... dark grey... no no... silver...


what color is my bike again?

[Arnold_R1]

Originally posted by burst

what color is my bike again?

Rainbow colored! :D

[AWP]

Its all bout black / gray / silver colors... elegance to the max

[burst]

hahahahhahahhaa...... when you see my bike for the first time, "elegant" is definitely not the first word to enter your mind. :blink:

[burst]

here is my bike.... and trust me, this photo makes it look good..... (it hides all the dents and scratches anc cracks :D )

[MatrixChick04]

well it looks nice and all but nothing look good till i am on it:rolleyes:

[swll360]

Originally posted by Arnold_R1
:D You have a better chance finding a Sasquatch at Yellow Stone then finding this many women on a motorcycle forum! :clap:

Ya know... That is one of the truest (is that even a word?) things i've ever heard.

[cbrsmurf]

Originally posted by MatrixChick04
well it looks nice and all but nothing look good till i am on it:rolleyes:

oh cmon, there's no need for modesty on this board:clap:

[deathblow]

Originally posted by burst
here is my bike.... and trust me, this photo makes it look good..... (it hides all the dents and scratches anc cracks :D )

Are both bikes yours?

[burst]

no the super chicken is my friends kevin's....

[Bryant]

Just FYI... this thread is about to be deleted by request of one of our members. In case you care, your post counts will reflect this deletion so any posts you may have made in this thread will be subtracted from your overal post count.

[Arnold_R1]

Originally posted by Bodmaster
your post counts will reflect this deletion so any posts you may have made in this thread will be subtracted from your overal post count.

Cool, I actually do have a chance of catching up to Sean's PW status!

[Bryant]

Alright nevermind. The person retracted the deletion request. Sperm thread lives on...

[REDR6]

Originally posted by Bodmaster
You know what they say... the ocean does wonders for the skin! :eek:

But if you reaaaally think about it.. the ratio of volume of (whale sperm)/(total volume of water in the ocean) it's actually quite negligible in terms of any degree of concentration of "sperm" in the waters. ;)

The only thing that would keep me out of the waters is something like the Tijuana trough spilling over 10 MILLION GALLONS of SEWAGE on our San Diego county coast alone in 2003!!!!!! YUK! GIMME whale sperm any day!!!
Where do you get the time to find this stuff?
J

[Bryant]

Originally posted by REDR6
Where do you get the time to find this stuff?
J

Google is my friend. ;)

[REDR6]

haha. you said google.