Just Out of Curiosity

[gixxerx8]

Since it takes me forever to get to work, I have plenty of time to think up dumb stuff like this. You know that paper that you put on the toilet seat in public bathrooms...I'll call it azz gasket...why don't they come with instructions?

[Jelco]

the instructions are behind the carboard box, usually facing the wall.

fyi: i tear out the center and throw it in... 2x. the double layer protect my jewels from any contamination and the scraps prevent back fire. knaw wa mean-

[Andre Alforque]

Since it takes me forever to get to work, I have plenty of time to think up dumb stuff like this. You know that paper that you put on the toilet seat in public bathrooms...I'll call it azz gasket...why don't they come with instructions?More importantly, why don't they have a warning label???? I'm gonna sue!

[CBR250RR]

O'Hare airport had automatic toliet covers... just wave your hand and a new one comes out.
http://jusspress.com/photos/1305/20050213/070323.jpg

[gixxerx8]

Sorry I lagged but it does include a poll. That's what I get for workin.

[Captain G Force]

that automatic one is kinda disturbing...how can you know for sure all the gunk from some one elses butt got all rolled up on that other end....and how does it make that curve around the bowl? just wonderin now that gix8 got us all thinking....

[CBR250RR]

It's like a sock/condom... you wave your hand over the sensor, and it just snakes around. I should have video taped it :doh:

that automatic one is kinda disturbing...how can you know for sure all the gunk from some one elses butt got all rolled up on that other end....and how does it make that curve around the bowl? just wonderin now that gix8 got us all thinking....

[gixxerx8]

Don't forget to vote. This ain't like the mayoral race or anything, so in this case...your vote WILL count.

[gixxerx8]

It's like a sock/condom... you wave your hand over the sensor, and it just snakes around. I should have video taped it :doh:

Hey Lee...I saw those automatic ones in an airport once. It grossed me out.

[Fornstar]

Wierd Thread.

[Shortee]

wow thats probably the weirdest/funniest question ive seen in a long time.....lemme just say i am envious of all of you so equipped to not have to come into proximity with those seats!!

and for the rest of you who must cover the seat to be sat on...i mean thats just gross...id say wait to pinch the loaf but then again you are men :)

one last thing....most gals I know do not need the "azz gaskets" since our asses do not touch the seat....this technique is commonly called 'the hover' and I am oh so grateful to have mastered it! **ladies, if you havent done so already please learn the skill**

[gixxerx8]

wow thats probably the weirdest/funniest question ive seen in a long time.....lemme just say i am envious of all of you so equipped to not have to come into proximity with those seats!!

and for the rest of you who must cover the seat to be sat on...i mean thats just gross...id say wait to pinch the loaf but then again you are men :)

one last thing....most gals I know do not need the "azz gaskets" since our asses do not touch the seat....this technique is commonly called 'the hover' and I am oh so grateful to have mastered it! **ladies, if you havent done so already please learn the skill**

This thread is worthless without pics. :thumbsup:

[Bart]

This thread is worthless without pics. :thumbsup:

I'm perfectly content with having no photos of women urinating/defecating in the thread, thanks. :lol:

[r1metalhead]

i like this poll. its a good poll. im laughing at all of you. its made my day.

[gixxerx8]

I'm perfectly content with having no photos of women urinating/defecating in the thread, thanks. :lol:

Party pooper...or shall I say non-pooper?

[Bart]

Party pooper...or shall I say non-pooper?

Sorry, I'm neither German nor Japanese. http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/smilies/twofinger.gif

[gixxerx8]

Sorry, I'm neither German nor Japanese. http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/smilies/twofinger.gif

:errf:

Speaking of poopers though...that's a nice one in your avatar. :ha:

[Bryant]

O'Hare airport had automatic toliet covers... just wave your hand and a new one comes out.
http://jusspress.com/photos/1305/20050213/070323.jpg

Dude.. i believe i saw that exact same signage in the O'Hare airportb restroom about a month ago when i had a stop there! de ja vu... there was another sign in another stall talking about how these seat covers were extremely unsanitary.

[Bart]

:errf:

Speaking of poopers though...that's a nice one in your avatar. :ha:

Damn right, and it's all mine. :razz:

[HURLEYfyed]

I'm glad I have a shy butt, my ass only touches my toilet seats at home :thumbsup:

[zx6racer]

ok all of you get outside more ya bunch of dorks!!!

[gixxerx8]

ok all of you get outside more ya bunch of dorks!!!

Can't...it's raining (sigh).