BioTek
03-08-2005, 07:42 PM
A store that sells husbands has just opened inChicagowhere a woman may go
to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors,
and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the
flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you
may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor
the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men have jobs." The woman reads
the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend,
but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids."
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further
up?" And up she goes again.
Third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are
extremely good looking." "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's
upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking and help with the housework." "Wow!" exclaims the
woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she
heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic
streak! " "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further
on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: "Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this
floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband-Mart and
have a nice day."
to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors,
and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the
flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you
may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor
the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men have jobs." The woman reads
the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend,
but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids."
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further
up?" And up she goes again.
Third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are
extremely good looking." "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's
upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking and help with the housework." "Wow!" exclaims the
woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she
heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic
streak! " "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further
on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: "Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this
floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband-Mart and
have a nice day."