H. S. R. A. F.

[shichyea]

In an effort to appease the gods, so that our brothers may be free. We are all summoned to Palomar Mountain for a heathen festival that will match those recorded in the great halls of the Visigoths and Celtic castles. Never before (except like 9 times) has a collection of warriors this fierce been assembled to honor the pagan gods in a manner worthy of our GPTechMan.

Each of you has been summoned for your skills that will help us defeat this formidable enemy, known as maturity, that is upon us. Creeping with talons, ripping our dreams from our brains, this enemy is cunning… making Saturday-stay-at-home-to-watch-The-Real-World more attractive than the crusades to Borrego in the middle of winter.

Our fearless leader Sean has been taken by this enemy. Songs from the hills depict this once great King of the Mountain Marauders, founder of TRB, and holder of every two-up record known to man (and bi@tch), has fallen into the dark terror of responsibility. Whispers from the woods report him being seen mumbling around Home Depot, face devoid of emotion, pondering membrane and cell surface proteins and peptides while looking for flowered drawer liner and non-slip bathtub adhesives. A spell no doubt, has been cast upon him by our enemy...

It is time to free the chains that hold our brothers down. No longer should Sean feel the searing indignation of trying to sip down a Double Caramel Soy Latte, or flesh sweltering with the burn of a Christmas sweater Nicole made him wear. I can’t think of anything worse …except for maybe catching the early flight home from Tahoe and a couple nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a damn magic show, ready to double team your girlfriend… aaah well, that’s another story.

He is calling for us and we must respond.

Please give generously to the H.S.R.A.F. (Help Sean Ride Again Foundation) and aide quite possibly the World’s Most Sentient Being, to ride with us once again.

Thank you for your consideration and undying faith.

“I have seen the top of the mountain, and it is good.”–Butthead, circa 98.

[h2o-girl]

:clap:

[pulse]

i have a trike missing one wheel.....he could ride that for awhile.....

[TreAdidas]

:ha:

Stroble you have the ability to crack me up on command.... OH GEEZUS!

Sean you have been http://www.sportbikers.net/ubb/graemlins/owned.gif

[cbrsmurf]

lol

[GPTECHMAN]

OK stroble I hold you responsible for me murfing coke up my nose....the burn....ok that was the funniest shiet in my life....damn that was fricking hilarious

Im working on appeasing the gods as well....blue...red....blue...red?

[shichyea]

funny? that sh!t's serious. sorry about the coke though...





:::voices calling:::



b l u e

[dre_2k2_f4i]

Originally posted by GPTECHMAN
OK stroble I hold you responsible for me murfing coke up my nose....the burn....ok that was the funniest shiet in my life....damn that was fricking hilarious

Im working on appeasing the gods as well....blue...red....blue...red?
I think he's serious, Sean!

*more voices*

blue blue

[deathblow]

OMG, that is great, a fitting tribute to GPdoodmaster! I think only the God of Dumb_Guy_Selling_Good_Bike_For_Very_Cheap can help him now. Hopefully our prayers will be answered and he will find a late-model sportbike with low miles, perfect condition, and with all the go-fast goodies for the lowest possible price, and then we may be graced by his presence again. :-p

[dre_2k2_f4i]

I hear there is a 2003 RC-51 with barely 5,000 miles at Bert's Mega Mall....

[Bryant]

Mr. Stroble... you have written quite the masterpiece! This is definately one for the "classics archives"!!

[CjrJAM]

ROFLMAO :clap:



join team blue, you know you can't fight the feeling

[GPTECHMAN]

Dood Im trying.....and Im trying especially for team shambles.....

[GetnJgyWitit]

That is post of the year! John great stuff!

[pasta fredo]

Originally posted by dre_2k2_f4i
I hear there is a 2003 RC-51 with barely 5,000 miles at Bert's Mega Mall....

LOL.....that would be a great bike for you Dre.

[pasta fredo]

Sean...my the force be with you brother! Hope you find a ride you can bond with.

[pasta fredo]

Hey!!! Who messed with my avatar.....DDDDrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee! You little......if I didn't owe you so much money I'd slap you up side the head.

Hello......my name is Alfredo and I love to post.....post....post.

[GPTECHMAN]

yeah jiggy I do think that was the post of the year

[deathblow]

Originally posted by GPTECHMAN
yeah jiggy I do think that was the post of the year

The year is still young! I'm sure John can top it :).

[shichyea]

LOL!

yea, we gotta lotta mo year left!!

[shichyea]

the tally:

GP 1018 posts
Allan 977

:eek:

this is a great battle. I don't know how you guys do it, but it's a most impressive display of post superiority.

keep up the good work!! ;)

[dre_2k2_f4i]

Originally posted by pasta fredo
Hey!!! Who messed with my avatar.....DDDDrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee! You little......if I didn't owe you so much money I'd slap you up side the head.

Hello......my name is Alfredo and I love to post.....post....post.
Wasn't me.

[deno]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHAHHA HHHHHHAAHAAHAHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAAAHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HHHaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!


i second that motion for post of the year. That was awesome mang! Can we put this on the front page Bodmaster.

[pasta fredo]

Originally posted by dre_2k2_f4i
Wasn't me.

All right little one. Don't make me wash your mouth out with soap for lying. Fess up!

[dre_2k2_f4i]

Yer avatar looks the same to me. Your sig line changed to "GPTECHMAN IN TRAINING" probably because your post count is up to 219... and that automatically changes to whatever the mods have preset... or you can change it yourself to something in the control panel if you don't want to be under the admin's control.

[pasta fredo]

All right and I'm on my way to changing my sig! Now go to your room....your grounded young man.

[dre_2k2_f4i]

Tool!

[TreAdidas]

Originally posted by dre_2k2_f4i
Tool!

Now children... play nice

[Arnold_R1]

Originally posted by GPTECHMAN
Dood Im trying.....and Im trying especially for team shambles.....

Well you're not trying hard enough! :nutkick:

[HondaRider22]

God I love this thread! Good $hit John!

[GPTECHMAN]

well the search continues....so far nothing is really gettign me pumped....

[deno]

stock 750.


Go



NOW!

[GPTECHMAN]

going...look at you trying to push me to the dark side

[deno]

Originally posted by GPTECHMAN
going...look at you trying to push me to the dark side

whatdya talking about. The dark side is Honda!

[GPTECHMAN]

dood...whatever mang...don't hate just cause you are essentially riding a lower level HONDA......

Gotta stick to roots.........

[deno]

okay...:rolleyes:

CR 450F

go

now

[Arnold_R1]

Originally posted by GPTECHMAN
well the search continues....so far nothing is really gettign me pumped....

Poker face! ;) :shifty:

[GPTECHMAN]

Originally posted by deno
okay...:rolleyes:

CR 450F

go

now

motard style????

[TreAdidas]

sean - motarded.. WTF!?

[Arnold_R1]

Originally posted by TreAdidas
sean - motarded.. WTF!?

noChuck, it's more like Sean - RETARDED..YEAH!?:-p

[GPTECHMAN]

Im coming to the idea that maybe I dont need a bike...is that possible...

[shichyea]

Originally posted by GPTECHMAN
Im coming to the idea that maybe I dont need a bike...is that possible...

NO! hang in there! it will pass...

...head towards the light...

[HondaRider22]

I dunno Sean... first you buy a vulcan and now this... I'm at a loss for words. All I can say is come back to us, everything will be ok.






psst... buy a gixxer (in faint voices from above)

[GPTECHMAN]

Im thinking 600.....

[pulse]

buy now go must ride

[GPTECHMAN]

trying to...next week.....maybe

[TreAdidas]

Originally posted by GPTECHMAN
Im coming to the idea that maybe I dont need a bike...is that possible...

Look with comments like that you need to be moderated or something.... I don't dink we like dat der kinda talk here on Hypercycles

[CjrJAM]

Originally posted by TreAdidas
I don't dink we like dat der kinda talk here on Hypercycles
Chuck Chuck snap out of it...you're not on HyperRednecks.com ;)

[GPTECHMAN]

Originally posted by CjrJAM
Chuck Chuck snap out of it...you're not on HyperRednecks.com ;)

LMAO!!!!!!!!:clap: