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TreAdidas
02-16-2004, 01:38 PM
Part I

So how is it that Chuck decided to buy a motorcycle even though he lives in the Midwest and could only reasonably expect to use the machine for 4 months out of the year?

Well…

Approximately 1984

I suppose my having been bitten by the motorcycle bug goes back to a time when the look was all about the Kangaroos, MTV was a new phenomenon and I had yet to learn how to tie my own shoe. One of my earliest, if not the earliest memory I have is of me sitting in the front of my first house, sitting on what was essentially a Smurf themed big-wheel, watching some fellow, whom I believe was a neighbor living across the street from us, ride down the sidewalk on a mini bike. He must have been working on the bike all afternoon as I watched from across the street. The bike was red and required a vice wrench to be connected to the linkage in order to shift. It must have been a Honda. At any rate, he got the machine to function and proceeded to ride up and down the sidewalks. I was hooked. A vehicle which was similar to my own plastic Smurf, but it was self-propelled! From this point on I had acquired a subconscious drive to ride and to make sure that my vehicle of choice was not a Honda.

1998

1998 was a pivotal year. This year I obtained my driver’s license and my father hit his midlife crisis. How is the simultaneous occurrence of these events significant? The driver’s license gave me unprecedented mobility and was the first step towards owning a bike and my father’s mid-life crisis prompted the purchase of an early release 1999 Kawasaki Vulcan Nomad. This was the first motorcycle to be owned by anyone in my family, in my lifetime. At the time, this was the largest displacement bike available for purchase. I remember when this big daddy finally showed up. It was absolutely gorgeous. The delivery team pulled this bike out of the back of their truck, slowly lowered it and pushed it into our garage. The bike was beautifully crafted, with tear-drop-shape saddlebags and fuel tank, an extremely large front fender, a gleaming v-twin motor, beautiful two piston callipered brakes, and chrome accents from top to bottom. It was painted candy red with deep purple accents. This massive beast was mounted atop five spoke Enkei rims. I feel that the tear drop design was quite appropriate considering this machine quite possibly has the ability to make even grown men cry. All I could think was: “I gots to get me one of dese!” To this day, I firmly believe this is the most beautiful production cruiser ever.

1999

In February, I purchased my first car. I was formulating a plan which allowed me to pay this off by July and then get a bike, which if you would have asked I swore up and down would be a Suzuki Katana 600, blue of course. Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately if you considered the impending Katana mistake, in April, one of my friends rear ended me on the way to prom, totaling this car.

In late July, my buddy Pete, whom some of you met at Pat and Oscar’s before I left, purchased a 1989 Kawasaki Ninja 250. What’s the difference between the 1989 model and the 2003 model? Not a thing. This bike, however, managed to keep my interest in sport bikes alive and well.

As summer wound down and I was sick of driving a 1986 cargo van which was affectionately referred to as “the shaggin’ wagon,” although I can assure my mere ownership of this beast impeded my ability to engage in any of that. I tried to convince myself that I could just tough out the Ohio Valley winter on a bike. Unreasonable you ask? Psh! I’m 17 nothing is unreasonable! My dad talked me out of it, having been convinced of the same thing when he was 17 when he purchased his first motorcycle. So less than a month later on September 9, 1999, I purchased my current car, the 1994 Nissan Altima. I vowed that upon completion of the payments of the car, which was coincidentally slated for my birthday on November 9th of 2003, that I would immediately thereafter own a motorcycle.

TreAdidas
02-16-2004, 01:39 PM
Part II

2000

In early 2000, the moto-midlife crisis continued and our garage was graced with the presence of a 1999 Kawasaki Prairie ATV, and shortly thereafter a 1999 Polaris Magnum ATV. Not only did the presence of these ATVs further fuel my burning desire to own a bike of my own, but they indirectly afforded me unlimited access to the Kawasaki Ninja 250 stated above.

Allow me to explain: the very last day of high school left me and my friends with too much free time, lots of spare energy, a case of mountain dew and access to these quads. I let Pete ride the Kawi and he managed to flip it over a cliff and get the thing pinned upside-down between the edge of the cliff and the only tree on that cliff. After about two hours of work, which involved scaling the cliff and connecting two chain hoists to the ATV, we got the mangled machine back to the top of the cliff and into the garage. I had to call my dad and tell him his ATV, which he had yet to make one payment on, was in the garage, crashed. Turns out he made me pay for the required repairs, in full, telling me that I would not take one cent from Pete because I should have known better. This made Pete feel terrible so on June 17, 2000, at my graduation party he gave me the gift of “shared ownership” of this Kawasaki Ninja 250. He said I could ride it whenever I wanted starting today. He tossed me the keys and I was about to embark on my first motorcycle ride ever.

I remember throwing my leg over this bike with a helmet over my head and thinking, oh god I have no idea how to shift. I got the quick explanation from Pete and I sat in my drive way goosed the throttle (to about 8 grand) and dropped the clutch, I of course shot forward and the thing stalled. After repeating this routine a few times I finally got the thing moving and off I went.

FREEDOM! I could not help but grin from ear to ear as I cruised around the block. The wind was hitting me head on and all I could hear was this bike about to overheat because I was terrified of what shifting into second gear might do. Regardless of my haphazard riding technique, I had found nirvana. The experience was complete 15 minutes later as I rode down my street and saw my mother waiting in the driveway with a discerning look of disapproval on her face.

That summer I proceeded to take that bike out form time to time and get a feel for it on the road. With every ride I took it started to get easier and I even made it through an entire two rides without stalling once. At the end of that summer Pete sold that bike and I went to college.

TreAdidas
02-16-2004, 01:39 PM
Part III

2003

A twist of good fortune, stellar work ethic and dreams of riding found me paying off the Nissan Altima in February instead of November as I had originally anticipated. I was not about to give up on my goal either. The hunt for my motorcycle was on.

I still swore up and down that the Suzuki Katana 600 was it. It seemed like a nice enough bike. I did not really need those bigger bikes because I was not interested in racing. I just wanted to ride.

Reading a few, rough at best, reviews started to make me think otherwise. The bike was heavy, sluggish, and down right unmanageable. Not my cup of tea. Luckily 2003 brought about an array of bikes that were just damn sexy. I figured that paying for a new Katana was foolish when I could get a much better looking bike for just a bit more. At this point I was thinking the 2003 Honda 600rr, black, could be in my future.

I started discussing the options and a phone conversation with Pete initially took me to Yamaha’s website where I first saw the Yamaha YZF-R6. He assured me that “this thing is bad ass.” In all honesty my first thought was… yeah it seems nice but I kind of like that Honda 600rr as well, but hey that 600rr is more expensive and this thing is available in blue, so it is worth a look. Luckily I found a dealership where a Yamaha R6 was in stock, and the Honda had not been released just yet. I sat on that bike and that indescribable connection was made. One that prompted me to again smile ear to ear like I had on my first motorcycle ride, when I was pegging out first gear on that Ninja 250.

I went home did my research and called the salesman back one week later and told him to get me a blue one. Yep, let it be known that my decision to buy the R6 was based purely on cosmetics and reviews to back up the looks.

I picked that baby up on April 1st, 2003, it was no joke though. I got the paperwork finished up, bought me some riding gloves and I started this beautiful blue bike in parking lot. I circled around this magnificent engineering triumph probably 12 times and decided it was the prettiest thing I have ever seen. The body was so carefully sculpted that it profusely bled the need for excessive speed. Past the gorgeous exterior, resides the Deltabox frame which launches this bike ahead of the rest. Minimal welds under a gorgeous black coating, makes the details of this bike a sure winner. The swing arm itself is a piece of art that any moto-enthusiast would gladly have hanging from their wall just to gawk at. Now that my friends is the real reason grown men cry.

After about 15 minutes of trying to figure out how to operate the trunk, I put my title and insurance card in the back and decided to do a little “test” down the side street next to the dealer before I took to the state route to ride home. So I threw my leg over the bike with a helmet over my head and thought, oh god I STILL have no idea how to shift. But this time it was different, the bike easily engaged first gear and I rode down that side street, getting to a whole 3,000 RPM’s before I decided this bike is “frickin’ fast.”

I rode the bike back to my apartment, which was a weird experience because I was extremely novice at the time and had to pitch the bike about 10 degree to the right because there was a constant 35 mph wind sweeping across the cornfields I was riding though. I spent the 30 minute ride throwing down with mother nature to stay in the center of my lane. This is a little nerve racking when you are dealing with the single most expensive thing you have ever owned which you have a vague idea how to properly operate it.

July 2003

As it turns out I got an internship in San Diego and moved there for a short stint of 6 months. I shipped my bike out there with 1,192 miles on the odometer. While there, the joys of riding came to me tenfold. I was able to further realize the potential of myself as a rider and I began to tap the abilities of the bike. I brought her back to the Midwest with 9,889 miles. One day of ride worthy weather in Cincinnati left me at just over 10,000 miles where she sits today.

I did have an unfortunate encounter with the pavement while riding Old Julian Highway in late October. The bike suffered purely cosmetic damage and was all back together just a month later.

Present:

The bike sits on stands in my garage and is started once every other week. I am waiting until the weather breaks and I can take to the open straight-aways of Northwest Ohio and the twisties of the Ohio River Valley! Heck I’d settle for a ride around the block right now.

Yeah OK OK I tend to get a little wordy... deal with it!

CjrJAM
02-16-2004, 11:22 PM
Cool post Chucky, what really surprised me though was that you didn't misspell anything :-p :rolleyes:
Wait did you dictate and have someone else type this? ;)

pulse
02-17-2004, 12:05 AM
nice post chuck...where the pics at?

shichyea
02-17-2004, 01:06 AM
that's an excellent read, thanks chuck!

pulse
02-17-2004, 03:02 AM
hey chuck you left out your first trackday???:eek:

TreAdidas
02-17-2004, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by pulse
hey chuck you left out your first trackday???:eek:

Yeah I tended to graze over the stuff that I did in SoCal because it is all pretty muhc chronicled in detail elsewhewre on Hypercycles :)

Nonetheless that was an extremely important event.

TreAdidas
02-17-2004, 09:29 AM
Originally posted by CjrJAM
Cool post Chucky, what really surprised me though was that you didn't misspell anything :-p :rolleyes:
Wait did you dictate and have someone else type this? ;)

I have to blame microsoft. When I use Word it corrects all my mistakes with very little intervention on my behalf. Unfortunately I have learne dto rely on this and that's why 90% of my posts look as though they were typed by a 3rd grader.:nerd:

CjrJAM
02-17-2004, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by TreAdidas
I have to blame microsoft. When I use Word it corrects all my mistakes with very little intervention on my behalf. Unfortunately I have learne dto rely on this and that's why 90% of my posts look as though they were typed by a 3rd grader.:nerd:
:clap: Nothin but love for ya braddah, and you know this! :-p

TreAdidas
02-17-2004, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by CjrJAM
:clap: Nothin but love for ya braddah, and you know this! :-p

for shizzle..... my nizzle :-p

PatriotMissile
05-17-2004, 02:15 PM
:shocked:

dre_2k2_f4i
05-17-2004, 03:15 PM
9/27/2003 While descending Palomar, Chuck drags a knee for the first time.