CjrJAM
03-02-2004, 11:53 PM
But is it really funny?
While walking down the street one day, a female senator is
tragically hit by a truck and dies.
Her soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the
entrance.
"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it
seems there is a problem.
We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see,
so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the woman.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up.
What we'll do is have you spend one day in Hell and one in
Heaven.
Then you can choose where to spend eternity."
"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven," says the
senator.
"I'm sorry but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter
escorts her to the elevator.
And she goes down, down, down to Hell.
The doors open,and she finds herself in the middle of a green
golf course.
In the distance is a club and standing in front of it are all
her friends and other politicians who had worked with her.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet
her, hug her, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich
at expense of the people.
They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar.
Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly guy who
has a good time dancing and telling jokes.
They are having such a good time that, before she realizes it,
it is time to go.
Everyone gives her a big hug and waves while the elevator rises.
The elevator goes up, up, up, and the door reopens on Heaven
where
St Peter is waiting for her.
"Now it's time to visit Heaven."
So 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented
souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing.
They have a good time and, before she realizes it, the 24 hours
have gone by, and St. Peter returns.
"Well, then, you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven.
Now, choose the place where you want to spend eternity."
She reflects for a minute and then answers:
"Well, I would never have said it, I mean Heaven has been
delightful, but I think I would be better off in Hell."
So Saint Peter escorts her to the elevator, and she goes down,
down, down to Hell.
Now, the doors of the elevator open, and she is in the middle of
a barren land covered with waste and garbage.
She sees all her friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash
and putting it in black bags.
And it's hot, hot, hot. Sweltering hot. Hot and miserable.
The Devil comes over to her and lays his arm on her neck.
"I don't understand," stammers the senator.
"Yesterday I was here, and there was a golf course and club,
and we ate lobster and caviar and danced and had a great time.
Now all there is a wasteland full of garbage, and my friends
look miserable."
The Devil looks at her, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were
campaigning... today you voted for us."
While walking down the street one day, a female senator is
tragically hit by a truck and dies.
Her soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the
entrance.
"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it
seems there is a problem.
We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see,
so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the woman.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up.
What we'll do is have you spend one day in Hell and one in
Heaven.
Then you can choose where to spend eternity."
"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven," says the
senator.
"I'm sorry but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter
escorts her to the elevator.
And she goes down, down, down to Hell.
The doors open,and she finds herself in the middle of a green
golf course.
In the distance is a club and standing in front of it are all
her friends and other politicians who had worked with her.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet
her, hug her, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich
at expense of the people.
They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar.
Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly guy who
has a good time dancing and telling jokes.
They are having such a good time that, before she realizes it,
it is time to go.
Everyone gives her a big hug and waves while the elevator rises.
The elevator goes up, up, up, and the door reopens on Heaven
where
St Peter is waiting for her.
"Now it's time to visit Heaven."
So 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented
souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing.
They have a good time and, before she realizes it, the 24 hours
have gone by, and St. Peter returns.
"Well, then, you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven.
Now, choose the place where you want to spend eternity."
She reflects for a minute and then answers:
"Well, I would never have said it, I mean Heaven has been
delightful, but I think I would be better off in Hell."
So Saint Peter escorts her to the elevator, and she goes down,
down, down to Hell.
Now, the doors of the elevator open, and she is in the middle of
a barren land covered with waste and garbage.
She sees all her friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash
and putting it in black bags.
And it's hot, hot, hot. Sweltering hot. Hot and miserable.
The Devil comes over to her and lays his arm on her neck.
"I don't understand," stammers the senator.
"Yesterday I was here, and there was a golf course and club,
and we ate lobster and caviar and danced and had a great time.
Now all there is a wasteland full of garbage, and my friends
look miserable."
The Devil looks at her, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were
campaigning... today you voted for us."