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Ok ladies.. thought you might appreciate this one. Most of you know that I work at BuyMoto, which is prettty much the most enjoyable job ever. But occasionally, I get phone calls like the one I received today:
Me: "Thank you for calling BuyMoto, this is Becky"
Him: "Umm.. hi. Service department please."
Me: "Sure, that's me. What can I do for ya?"
Him: "Oh! Well.. uh.." *Long Pause* "So.. do you know what a windscreen is?"
:rifle: Some boys.
:nutkick:
Averagejock
06-27-2006, 04:55 PM
Heyo!
Bex, you have helped me regarding tech advice more than once! Screw dudes like that.
Thinking of the ladies though - I pulled up to a lady on a kawi today at lunch - she was obviously wearing nice work clothes - complete with STILLETO HEELS!!! :ha: WTH! Perhaps ladies can create a new category of squids in regards specifically to heels!
Redtatt2
06-27-2006, 05:19 PM
Damn girl...sorry you had to deal with such a jerk! OBVIOUSLY if your workin in the service department, you know your stuff! Don't guys get it yet? Women are catchin up and some know more than men! haha
GetnJgyWitit
06-27-2006, 05:29 PM
Ok ladies.. thought you might appreciate this one. Most of you know that I work at BuyMoto, which is prettty much the most enjoyable job ever. But occasionally, I get phone calls like the one I received today:
Me: "Thank you for calling BuyMoto, this is Becky"
Him: "Umm.. hi. Service department please."
Me: "Sure, that's me. What can I do for ya?"
Him: "Oh! Well.. uh.." *Long Pause* "So.. do you know what a windscreen is?"
:rifle: Some boys.
:nutkick:
Well? You never answered him... :squid: J/K nuttin but love for ya!
Heyo!
Bex, you have helped me regarding tech advice more than once! Screw dudes like that.
Thinking of the ladies though - I pulled up to a lady on a kawi today at lunch - she was obviously wearing nice work clothes - complete with STILLETO HEELS!!! :ha: WTH! Perhaps ladies can create a new category of squids in regards specifically to heels!
Actually, riding in heels works remarkably well because the heel hooks right in behind the footpeg for easy shifting. :squid: :squid: :squid:
Well? You never answered him... :squid: J/K nuttin but love for ya!
I just said "Yeeeeeahh...."
I would have loved to have just said "No..." just to see what he'd have to say. :ha:
We miss ya! When you and your puppy gonna swing by BuyMoto again?
longhornGSXR
06-27-2006, 07:34 PM
Thats Funny...my Roomate Has That Same Problem...she Works At *********!
longhornGSXR
06-27-2006, 07:35 PM
Thats Funny...my Roomate Has That Same Problem...she Works At *********!
nsr600rr
06-27-2006, 07:46 PM
Hey Becky! I have much respect for you. You've helped me several times as well. Actually, I'll admit that you know more about m/c's than I do. BTW, I called last week for a new disc lock with a bungee cord or alarm built in and the guy at BuyMoto said none in stock. Any new stock this week? Thanks!
247BlackOut
06-27-2006, 07:57 PM
My favorite phone calls are when they ask for one of the guys and then ask whether or not BuyMoto is still open, or what time they close today. :thumbsup:
MotoFuzzle
06-28-2006, 12:32 PM
Awwww...you didn't pull the "Please hold" <click> "Service department"? Or put him on hold, have one of the guys answer: "This is the service department" "Yeah, I'm looking for a windscreen" "What's a windscreen? Lemme give you to Becky"
Averagejock
06-28-2006, 12:35 PM
Actually, riding in heels works remarkably well because the heel hooks right in behind the footpeg for easy shifting. :squid: :squid: :squid:
Works really well, until you have to put your foot down... and break an ankle, right before you drop your bike.
Awwww...you didn't pull the "Please hold" <click> "Service department"? Or put him on hold, have one of the guys answer: "This is the service department" "Yeah, I'm looking for a windscreen" "What's a windscreen? Lemme give you to Becky"
:roflmao: Next time!
Termin8r
06-28-2006, 01:21 PM
Works really well, until you have to put your foot down... and break an ankle, right before you drop your bike.
Sounds like you're speaking from experience.:guitar:
nocontrol
06-28-2006, 01:38 PM
Him: "Oh! Well.. uh.." *Long Pause* "So.. do you know what a windscreen is?"
:nutkick:
Uh, is that the clear thingy on the pointy end of the bike?
brownbrown4
06-28-2006, 03:54 PM
Uh, is that the clear thingy on the pointy end of the bike?
i think its the thing that you close on your helmet to keep the bugs out of your teeth.
Bex: i know customer service is of the utmost importance. But if some one sounds like a Sexest Retard again, can you just answer his question with a tougher one. like "do you know torque specifcations in inch pounds for a front sprocket install?" then give them the same pause...
Peeps
06-28-2006, 04:12 PM
Go together like pees and carrots! There's just something about stilettos and motorcycles that just seems to work, for riding around town anyways. Squidy but quite fashionable....and did I mention the attention you get at every single stoplight/ stop sign/ etc!!!!!!!!!! You get the effect of what it feels like to be Angelina Joli for a moment with all the stares, hoots and hollers:cheers:
Dissident
06-28-2006, 04:39 PM
Go together like pees and carrots! There's just something about stilettos and motorcycles that just seems to work, for riding around town anyways. Squidy but quite fashionable....and did I mention the attention you get at every single stoplight/ stop sign/ etc!!!!!!!!!! You get the effect of what it feels like to be Angelina Joli for a moment with all the stares, hoots and hollers:cheers:
So much talk, so few pictures...
Termin8r
06-28-2006, 05:25 PM
Go together like pees and carrots!
So let me get this straight. You like to urinate while your eating carrots?
So let me get this straight. You like to urinate while your eating carrots?
Holy cow, you just made my whole day!
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Btw, I'm so tempted to make a thread for the correct usage of "you're" and "your.." :nerd:
Averagejock
06-28-2006, 05:35 PM
Sounds like you're speaking from experience.:guitar:
+1... :errf: I was asking for it
TreAdidas
06-28-2006, 05:36 PM
Holy cow, you just made my whole day!
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Btw, I'm so tempted to make a thread for the correct usage of you're and your. :nerd:
You're and your?... psh whatever.
Hey Rich didn't you make fun of me for grammur errors?
Hey Becky! I have much respect for you. You've helped me several times as well. Actually, I'll admit that you know more about m/c's than I do. BTW, I called last week for a new disc lock with a bungee cord or alarm built in and the guy at BuyMoto said none in stock. Any new stock this week? Thanks!
Awww.. thanks! :thumbsup:
I will get some of those in here.. probably by the end of the week!
Termin8r
06-28-2006, 05:41 PM
You're and your?... psh whatever.
Hey Rich didn't you make fun of me for grammur errors?
Forgive me. I was too busy laughing at what Tiffany wrote to doublecheck my spelling.
And it's G-R-A-M-M-A-R.
Redtatt2
06-28-2006, 06:09 PM
:roflmao: :roflmao: :lol: Haha!! You guys are all too funny!!!
Peeps
06-28-2006, 06:40 PM
MY BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! Glad I was able to create a laugh at my expense. And YOUR and YOU'RE is one of those basics you learn in like ur ummmmmmmmm grade school I think!!! *********SMARTASS********
Peeps
06-28-2006, 06:46 PM
Tomato, tomada is still a goshdang TOMATO.........furthermore any fruit of the numerous cultivated varieties of Lycopersicon esculentum, a plant of the nightshade family (Solanaceae); also, the fruit of L. pimpinelli folium, the tiny currant tomato. Tomato plants are generally much branched, spreading 60–180 cm (24–72 inches) and recumbent when fruiting, but a few forms are compact and upright. Leaves are more or less hairy, strongly odorous, …
brownbrown4
06-28-2006, 07:03 PM
WAYYYYYYY OFF TOPIC , i have a tomato plant :) and 1 WHOLE tomato growing, yea it's leaves do stink.
Peeps
06-28-2006, 07:12 PM
Is it a tomato plant or a tomada plant? (Often times there's a direct correlation with smell and fruit production.) Martha Stewart has a lovely book on "How to grow tomatos in a 5' by 9' cell" for all your tomato questions you always wondered about, but were too shy to ask.
WAYYYYYYY OFF TOPIC , i have a tomato plant :) and 1 WHOLE tomato growing, yea it's leaves do stink.
Give yourself some more credit.. Tomatoes and sexist pigs aren't all that different!
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Termin8r
06-28-2006, 07:33 PM
MY BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! Glad I was able to create a laugh at my expense. And YOUR and YOU'RE is one of those basics you learn in like ur ummmmmmmmm grade school I think!!! *********SMARTASS********
Don't be upset, Tiffany. I like to read motorcycles mags while I'm on the can, but that's about as crazy as I get. You're still okay in my book, Peeps...or did you mean Peaps?
cbrsmurf
06-28-2006, 07:46 PM
it's amazing how this thread went from girls and motorcycles, to urination, to grammar correction, and finally to vegetables. lol
Termin8r
06-28-2006, 09:53 PM
it's amazing how this thread went from girls and motorcycles, to urination, to grammar correction, and finally to vegetables. lol
Somewhere, I'd have expected asparagus to come up.:squirrel:
nocontrol
06-28-2006, 09:58 PM
Give yourself some more credit.. Tomatoes and sexist pigs aren't all that different!
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Name's Mater. Just like tah mater, but without the tah...
Name's Mater. Just like tah mater, but without the tah...
Best movie ever!
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